Buy the freakin’ book! Email me photos of your over-loved pets! Look sexy with PWWTKT™ fashion Be a Fan: Follow us: new TWTR.Widget({ version: 2, type: 'profile', rpp: 1, interval: 6000, width: 100, height: 25, theme: { shell: { background: '#4a044a', color: '#ffffff' }, tweets: { background: '#000000', color: '#ffffff', links: '#4aed05' } }, features: { scrollbar: false, loop: false, live: false, hashtags: true, timestamp: true, avatars: false, behavior: 'all' } }).render().setUser('pwwtkt').start(); Is your pet in this video? Pets Who Want To Kill Themselves.com video - watch more funny videos by Duncan Birmingham Buy the freakin’ book! Tumblr (3.0; @petswhowanttokillthemselves)http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqccolN6g1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>All this public affection was making Frosty miss the sofa leg.</p> <p><br/></p> <p><em><span class="Apple-style-span">Frosty from Madeline in Sterling, VA</span></em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/16875053253http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/16875053253Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:48:23 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly0m161h901qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Just my luck this stupid site isn’t blacked-out today.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em>Jack from Elise in Ottowa, Canada</em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/16079826862http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/16079826862Wed, 18 Jan 2012 17:19:54 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxwo3tsqva1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It was days like this that made Lulu homesick for the puppy mill. </p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em>Lulu from Zak, Joie & Ryan in Los Feliz, CA</em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/15959311686http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/15959311686Mon, 16 Jan 2012 14:14:17 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxihnfmVQz1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I’m suddenly in the mood for a bath.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><span> </span></p> <div><em>Nena from Daniella in NYC</em></div> <div></div>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/15548731511http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/15548731511Sun, 08 Jan 2012 22:28:27 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx38u1HJ0i1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span> </span></p> <div>“For New Year’s, I’m giving up hope in humanity.”</div> <div></div> <p><span> <br/><br/></span></p> <div></div> <div><em>Schatzi from Anastasia and Claire in Ann Arbor, MI </em></div> <div></div>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/15099413807http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/15099413807Sat, 31 Dec 2011 16:54:00 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqtws1faW1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>MERRY CHRISTMAS from PWWTKT!</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><span><em>Tequila from Alexa in Cardiff by the Sea,CA</em><br/><br/></span></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/14754978869http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/14754978869Sun, 25 Dec 2011 00:00:28 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwoa4cNY7w1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Last minute shopping?…</p> <p>Order the gift that keeps on offending: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0307589889?ie=UTF8&tag=randohouseinc-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=0307589889target=">The PWWTKT book</a></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/14682590238http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/14682590238Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:57:48 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwo9lala1p1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>“Why couldn’t that friggin’ reindeer have run me over instead of grandma?” <br/><br/><br/><br/><em>Mac from Amy in Monterey, CA</em></span></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/14682072836http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/14682072836Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:46:00 -0500<script type="text/javascript" src="http://video.sacramento.cbslocal.com/global/video/videoplayer.js?rnd=872017;hostDomain=video.sacramento.cbslocal.com;playerWidth=615;playerHeight=365;isShowIcon=true;clipId=6539681;flvUri=;partnerclipid=;adTag=Entertainment;advertisingZone=CBS.SAC%252Fworldnowplayer;enableAds=true;landingPage=;islandingPageoverride=false;playerType=STANDARD_EMBEDDEDscript;controlsType=fixed"></script><br/><br/><p>More of Snax and I talking PWWTKT on TV’s “Good Day Sacramento.”</p> <p><em>(If it looks like I’m touching myself that’s because I have a puppy in my lap)</em></p> <p><br/><br/></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/14681591878http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/14681591878Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:35:00 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmbvc99yB1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Wait till you see the shit your Secret Santa dropped under the tree.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em>Boots from Jessica in New Mexico</em></p> <p><span> </span></p> <div></div>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/14625390744http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/14625390744Thu, 22 Dec 2011 13:40:23 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwhbkwI7L01qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“<em>Yawn</em>! Antlers on a dog for Xmas? You’re really pushing the fashion envelope, Kimmy.” </p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em><span>Samara from Kimberly in Olathe, KS</span></em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/14486395511http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/14486395511Mon, 19 Dec 2011 20:46:07 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbckr9BTk1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“If these were a little sharper, I’d go Blitzen on your ass.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em>Meaty from Meyli in Baltimore, MD</em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/14319356593http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/14319356593Fri, 16 Dec 2011 15:22:03 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7z1hnPrh1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“The best revenge is in your milk.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/14238624564http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/14238624564Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:36:53 -0500<script type="text/javascript" src="http://video.sacramento.cbslocal.com/global/video/videoplayer.js?rnd=244097;hostDomain=video.sacramento.cbslocal.com;playerWidth=518;playerHeight=332;isShowIcon=true;clipId=6539632;flvUri=;partnerclipid=;adTag=Entertainment;advertisingZone=;enableAds=true;landingPage=;islandingPageoverride=false;playerType=STANDARD_EMBEDDEDscript;controlsType=fixed"></script><br/><br/><p>Snax & I are back on “Good Day Sacramento” talking suicidal pets and holidays! </p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/14141832151http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/14141832151Mon, 12 Dec 2011 19:49:56 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw3mphECb41qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I’ll get my revenge in your eggnog.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em><span>Max “Squeezle” Scott from Keriann, Kristin, and Jillian in</span><span>Wenatchee, WA</span></em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/14120009518http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/14120009518Mon, 12 Dec 2011 11:20:04 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvvmpyc01d1qzuwd9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“How many times I gotta tell you—‘No more fucking reindeer games!’”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><span><em>Charlie Murphy from Stacey Grey in Helena, Alabama</em><br/></span></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/13914976284http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/13914976284Thu, 08 Dec 2011 03:39:34 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvngzx5ddO1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Haven’t you heard? Pink is the new dignity.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em>Kelly (pink) and Meg (brown) from Vanessa in Araruama, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil</em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/13698618167http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/13698618167Sat, 03 Dec 2011 17:55:08 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvdvenXQ1P1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“What part of ‘IT’S ONLY FUCKING NOVEMBER’ don’t you understand? </p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em>Bella from Jayne</em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/13460074293http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/13460074293Mon, 28 Nov 2011 13:30:22 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv6sbxL6ZF1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>HAPPY THANKSGIVING from PWWTKT</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em>Pear and Coco Puff from Elizabeth</em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/13271728501http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/13271728501Thu, 24 Nov 2011 17:40:44 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv3e7bKhBq1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Snax & I talk Halloween, suicidal pets and M*A*S*H on “<a href="http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/video/6368889-pets-who-want-to-kill-themselves/">Good Day Sacramento</a>.” </p> <p><br/><br/></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/13186641306http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/13186641306Tue, 22 Nov 2011 21:42:47 -0500