Email me photos of your over-loved pets! Look sexy with PWWTKT™ fashion Be a Fan: Follow us: new TWTR.Widget({ version: 2, type: 'profile', rpp: 1, interval: 6000, width: 100, height: 25, theme: { shell: { background: '#4a044a', color: '#ffffff' }, tweets: { background: '#000000', color: '#ffffff', links: '#4aed05' } }, features: { scrollbar: false, loop: false, live: false, hashtags: true, timestamp: true, avatars: false, behavior: 'all' } }).render().setUser('petswhowant2kil').start(); Duncan BirminghamPETS WHO WANT TO KILL THEMSELVESTumblr (3.0; @petswhowanttokillthemselves)http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/“Whoooa, watch where you put those chilly fingers,...<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxk5seMEdt1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Whoooa, watch where you put those chilly fingers, sweetie! I ain’t no hand puppet.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>Lucy & Ashley in Brentwood, TN</i></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/379389220http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/379389220Mon, 08 Feb 2010 23:57:50 -0500Happy Puppy Bowl from PWWTKT! <img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxhknuxoVF1qzuwd9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy Puppy Bowl from PWWTKT!</p> <p><br/><br/></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/376509329http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/376509329Sun, 07 Feb 2010 14:26:18 -0500“Oops. I just dropped a stinky chocolate Easter egg on...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxfordW0Xe1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Oops. I just dropped a stinky chocolate Easter egg on your new carpet.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>Mr. Bailey Button from Katie in Bedford, New Hampshire</i></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/374511881http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/374511881Sat, 06 Feb 2010 13:59:37 -0500“Thanks for the swim goggles. These should come in handy...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxcpj8V9xT1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Thanks for the swim goggles. These should come in handy next time I’ve got my head in the toilet.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>Snuggles Finkelstein from Brent in Calistoga</i></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/371738599http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/371738599Thu, 04 Feb 2010 23:23:00 -0500Jean-Paul picked the moment after they pivoted on the catwalk to...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx9715t1yy1qzuwd9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Jean-Paul picked the moment after they pivoted on the catwalk to viciously attack his human counterpart. The well-documented mauling went on for quite sometime and, oddly enough, no one in the crowd made a move to stop it.</p> <p><br/><br/></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/368375663http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/368375663Wed, 03 Feb 2010 01:51:05 -0500“Hey, why don’t you toss that grand piano on me...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx6da1izDt1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Hey, why don’t you toss that grand piano on me next?”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>Oliver from Petrina in Okpo, South Korea</i></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/365396863http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/365396863Mon, 01 Feb 2010 13:13:13 -0500“What the fuck is she doing back there?” <img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwywv06Nb91qzuwd9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“What the fuck is she doing back there?”</p> <p><br/><br/></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/358142467http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/358142467Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:35:24 -0500The dogs played nice now, but would turn to mortal enemies once...<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwywkd8FwX1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The dogs played nice now, but would turn to mortal enemies once the Doggie Demolition Derby started.</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>Cody and Hamburger from Max</i></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/358135610http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/358135610Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:29:01 -0500“Worst blind date… ever.” Unii and Eric in...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwv6ux8ka11qzuwd9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Worst blind date… <b>ever</b>.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>Unii and Eric in Los Angeles, CA</i></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/354591382http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/354591382Tue, 26 Jan 2010 12:20:57 -0500PWWTKT regular Anakin is in a photo contest. Help our ol’...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwuah4F69Y1qzuwd9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>PWWTKT regular <a href="http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/273233759/cmon-its-time-to-start-dating-again-do-you">Anakin</a> is in a photo contest. Help our ol’ buddy win a hipster rocking chair by clicking the <a href="http://modernica.wordpress.com/2010/01/25/monday-pets/">link</a>, scrolling to the bottom and voting Anakin before midnight tonight!</p> <p><br/><br/></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/353901791http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/353901791Tue, 26 Jan 2010 00:41:28 -0500“Dressing me like this is humiliating enough without your...<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwsg8oDu2M1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Dressing me like this is humiliating enough without your stinky feet shoved in my face.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>Murray from Sarah in Los Angeles</i></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/352125529http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/352125529Mon, 25 Jan 2010 00:50:48 -0500“I call this my Slumcat Millionaire look.” Gulabi...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwnuj2U8KQ1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I call this my Slumcat Millionaire look.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>Gulabi from Debra in Bangladore, India</i></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/347663246http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/347663246Fri, 22 Jan 2010 13:11:26 -0500“If you’re gonna dress me in funny hats, drink box...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwl37ae3Iz1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“If you’re gonna dress me in funny hats, drink box wine and watch <i>The Simpsons</i> all day again, at least blow a wee bit o’ that bong smoke my way.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>Gizmo from Tanya and Daniel in Dubin, Irelan</i>d (in case you’re wondering why the ferret has a brogue)</p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/345567413http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/345567413Thu, 21 Jan 2010 01:25:00 -0500“My owner believes in the hands-on school of crate...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwi82x2cUN1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“My owner believes in the hands-on school of crate training.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>Luna from Allie and Patrick in Seattle, WA</i></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/342888153http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/342888153Tue, 19 Jan 2010 12:18:33 -0500“”Take a picture, it’ll last longer.” <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwf0dtqHdD1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“”Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/339860377http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/339860377Sun, 17 Jan 2010 18:39:00 -0500“My manboobs are totally showing! Uck, I’m so ogre...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw9av5QTGK1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“My manboobs are totally showing! Uck, I’m so <i>ogre</i> this costume.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>Lambeau from Krista in Ottawa, IL</i></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/334639885http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/334639885Thu, 14 Jan 2010 16:40:00 -0500“The moment you take this stupid thing off me, I’m...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw74onBhKI1qzuwd9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“The moment you take this stupid thing off me, I’m gonna chew your face off… And no, that isn’t my Hannibal Lecter impression.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/332621623http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/332621623Wed, 13 Jan 2010 12:31:00 -0500“You need to consider adopting. Now!” Kitty Boo...<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw59y1kmYR1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“You need to consider adopting. Now!”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>Kitty Boo from Kim in La Grande, OR</i></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/330806917http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/330806917Tue, 12 Jan 2010 12:30:01 -0500One of the PWWTKT book’s most prolific photographers,...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw4h4koYuW1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>One of the PWWTKT <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0307589889?ie=UTF8&tag=randohouseinc-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=0307589889target=">book</a>’s most prolific photographers, Kim Roderiques, with her dog/model Olive at a book event in Chatham, MA.</p> <p>Is your pet in the PWWTKT book? Tell your local book shop to carry it!</p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/330166895http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/330166895Tue, 12 Jan 2010 02:07:32 -0500“I just stunk-up the living room worse than I did Return...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw3d12PuhI1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I just stunk-up the living room worse than I did <i>Return of the Jedi</i>.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>From Seattle Sarah</i></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/328933655http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/328933655Mon, 11 Jan 2010 11:41:00 -0500