Buy the book! Email me photos of your over-loved pets! Look sexy with PWWTKT™ fashion Be a Fan: Follow us: new TWTR.Widget({ version: 2, type: 'profile', rpp: 1, interval: 6000, width: 100, height: 25, theme: { shell: { background: '#4a044a', color: '#ffffff' }, tweets: { background: '#000000', color: '#ffffff', links: '#4aed05' } }, features: { scrollbar: false, loop: false, live: false, hashtags: true, timestamp: true, avatars: false, behavior: 'all' } }).render().setUser('petswhowant2kil').start(); Duncan BirminghamPETS WHO WANT TO KILL THEMSELVESTumblr (3.0; @petswhowanttokillthemselves)http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/Up, up and away! I just took a Super dump on your...<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4vlucAFF1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Up, up and away! I just took a <i>Super</i> dump on your Ipad.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>George from Ron in Philly</i></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/441694846http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/441694846Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:01:06 -0500“I’ll wear the damn giraffe hat, just stop calling...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz07prNgN51qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I’ll wear the damn giraffe hat, just stop calling me your ‘boo!”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>Buddy Love from Mel in Diamond Bar, CA</i></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/436434326http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/436434326Tue, 09 Mar 2010 02:34:00 -0500“Dress me however you want, but please don’t sit me...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyuf1aqf1s1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Dress me however you want, but <i>please</i> don’t sit me in front of the goddamn Chatroulette camera again.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>Leo from Sarah in Seattle</i></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/429551888http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/429551888Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:27:10 -0500“Can’t I just once take a nap without you putting...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kysegzNowV1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Can’t I just once take a nap without you putting something lame and girly in my paws, snapping a photo and sending it off to the Internet? Just once!”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>Kato from Allison in Stoneham, MA</i></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/427357910http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/427357910Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:19:47 -0500 After all the work she put into her Jason Bateman in Teen Wolf...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyqwweCD4m1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span> </span></p> <p>After all the work she put into her Jason Bateman in <i>Teen Wolf Too</i> homage, Shelby was frustrated that everyone was mistaking her for Michael J. Fox.</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p>(via <a href="http://winniewong.typepad.com/shelby/2007/10/happy-halloween.html">Go Pug Yourself: Shelby the Teen</a>)</p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/425817771http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/425817771Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:02:00 -0500The last known photo of Robin taken seconds before he dove under...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyn7ncMgoh1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The last known photo of Robin taken seconds before he dove under the tires of the Batmobile.</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>Addy from Brittnay in Tahlequah, OK</i></p> <p><span><br/></span></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/421602172http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/421602172Tue, 02 Mar 2010 02:04:00 -0500“You may have to re-think this one, Tim...<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyl484Wld61qzuwd9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“You may have to re-think this one, Tim Gunn.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>From Aynne in San Fran,CA</i></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/419087420http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/419087420Sun, 28 Feb 2010 22:55:16 -0500“I can’t wait to Santa Claws your eyeballs...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyfur74lAi1qzuwd9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I can’t wait to Santa <i>Claws</i> your eyeballs out.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>Johnny from Kyoko in Rockville, MD</i></p> <p><span><br/></span></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/412900582http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/412900582Fri, 26 Feb 2010 02:42:43 -0500With a glove box full of mescaline-laced Alpo, a bottle of...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyd3wmNgNs1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>With a glove box full of mescaline-laced Alpo, a bottle of tequila between his hind legs and a Xmas tree riding shotgun, McTavish floored his new roadster in search of America. This was one doggie no longer content with going for “walks”.</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>McTavish from Annika, Kristen & Dave from Seattle, WA</i></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/409544887http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/409544887Wed, 24 Feb 2010 15:07:34 -0500Lately, Laddie had been wrestling with weighty questions of her...<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyb4vbsuTI1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lately, Laddie had been wrestling with weighty questions of her own mortality… <i>Mexican</i>-wrestling that is.</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>Laddie from Sarah in Seattle</i></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/407341203http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/407341203Tue, 23 Feb 2010 13:33:00 -0500“Is this another one of your hair-brained schemes to save...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky7vm3Y0NY1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Is this another one of your hair-brained schemes to save money on dog food?”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>Danielle in Venice Beach, CA</i></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/403688324http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/403688324Sun, 21 Feb 2010 19:20:27 -0500“I like it ruff.” <img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky5yblM28l1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I like it ruff.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/401342348http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/401342348Sat, 20 Feb 2010 18:23:45 -0500PWWTKT is nominated for best new blog by SXSW! Take a second and...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky42wbKo2y1qzuwd9o1_r1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>PWWTKT is nominated for best new blog by SXSW!</p> <p>Take a second and <a href="http://sxsw.com/interactive/webawards/finalists">vote</a> for us for their People’s Choice Award.</p> <p>You know you want to!</p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/399313069http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/399313069Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:07:00 -0500“Bales of hay, pumpkins and tutu’s? Are you just...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky0bxkj3z61qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Bales of hay, pumpkins and tutu’s? Are you just making-up holidays so you can dress us in crazy shit?”</p> <p><br/><br/><br/></p> <p><i>Swiss and Mottzy from James in Washington, PA</i></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/395371484http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/395371484Wed, 17 Feb 2010 17:32:00 -0500“Happy Valentine’s Day. For your present, I’ve...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxqw4rut2E1qzuwd9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Happy Valentine’s Day. For your present, I’ve decided to be slightly less bitchy and aloof.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/385936938http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/385936938Fri, 12 Feb 2010 15:12:00 -0500“If I’m stuck out on a boat with you, the last thing...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxn8zzZ9xm1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“If I’m stuck out on a boat with you, the last thing I want is a life preserver.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>Buoy from Laura in Manhattan</i></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/382380525http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/382380525Wed, 10 Feb 2010 15:59:00 -0500The faux desert vegetation, the muted colors, the aged...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxlv0zf2sd1qzuwd9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The faux desert vegetation, the muted colors, the aged terracotta exterior, it all left Beckett feeling vaguely despondent as well as <a href="http://unhappyhipsters.com/">anxious</a> about where to take his next shit.</p> <p><br/><br/></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/381069867http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/381069867Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:00:00 -0500“Whoooa, watch where you put those chilly fingers,...<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxk5seMEdt1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Whoooa, watch where you put those chilly fingers, sweetie! I ain’t no hand puppet.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>Lucy & Ashley in Brentwood, TN</i></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/379389220http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/379389220Mon, 08 Feb 2010 23:57:50 -0500Happy Puppy Bowl from PWWTKT! <img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxhknuxoVF1qzuwd9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy Puppy Bowl from PWWTKT!</p> <p><br/><br/></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/376509329http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/376509329Sun, 07 Feb 2010 14:26:18 -0500“Oops. I just dropped a stinky chocolate Easter egg on...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxfordW0Xe1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Oops. I just dropped a stinky chocolate Easter egg on your new carpet.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><i>Mr. Bailey Button from Katie in Bedford, New Hampshire</i></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/374511881http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/374511881Sat, 06 Feb 2010 13:59:37 -0500