Buy the book! Email me photos of your over-loved pets! Look sexy with PWWTKT™ fashion Be a Fan: Follow us: new TWTR.Widget({ version: 2, type: 'profile', rpp: 1, interval: 6000, width: 100, height: 25, theme: { shell: { background: '#4a044a', color: '#ffffff' }, tweets: { background: '#000000', color: '#ffffff', links: '#4aed05' } }, features: { scrollbar: false, loop: false, live: false, hashtags: true, timestamp: true, avatars: false, behavior: 'all' } }).render().setUser('pwwtkt').start(); Pets Who Want To Kill Themselves.com video - watch more funny videos Duncan BirminghamTumblr (3.0; @petswhowanttokillthemselves)http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l804tvtSqi1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Soup’s done. If you need me, I’ll have my head in the oven.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em>Scout from Julie in Irving, TX</em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/1040881814http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/1040881814Tue, 31 Aug 2010 01:34:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7u5purxKr1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Excuse me while I immolate myself with those birthday candles.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><span><em>Ping Jolly from Michelle Jolly in Tampa, FL</em><br/></span></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/1022225424http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/1022225424Fri, 27 Aug 2010 20:08:00 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7qg2cqwiA1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>“We need to talk about this new boyfriend of your’s”.<br/>        <br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><em><span class="il">Jeeves</span> from Amy in Crownsville, MD</em><br/></span></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/1011348968http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/1011348968Wed, 25 Aug 2010 20:01:00 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7p7hd7rsB1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“God, I hate Shark Week.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em>Hunnibun from Jenny</em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/1007880703http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/1007880703Wed, 25 Aug 2010 03:58:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7op55vV2e1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“For Xmas I’m giving her a stocking stuffed with hairballs.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em>Amy and Mannie Fresh from Dan in New Orleans </em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/1006289187http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/1006289187Tue, 24 Aug 2010 21:22:17 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7mnir81EZ1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“WTF?! Find something else to powder your nose with!”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em>Attila from Cali in Chicago</em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/1000191654http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/1000191654Mon, 23 Aug 2010 18:52:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7ktw8JwAw1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Where’s a good case of scurvy when you need one?”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em>Oreo from Lisa in Asbury Park, NJ</em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/995022372http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/995022372Sun, 22 Aug 2010 19:14:31 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7f4t4YZDg1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Let’s see what kind of noose this lasso makes.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/978897705http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/978897705Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:24:40 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7cxb9UPzT1qzuwd9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Thanks. Now we both look like clownish whores.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><br/><br/></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/972666332http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/972666332Wed, 18 Aug 2010 12:47:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l75h1sb51k1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Next time, warm up your hands.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p>More cat fashion <a href="http://gothamist.com/2010/08/12/cat_fashion_show.php">here</a>.</p> <p><br/><br/></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/952850688http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/952850688Sat, 14 Aug 2010 12:13:00 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l707teFHbK1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“You spiked my egg nog and took this year’s Christmas card photo again, didn’t you?”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em>Jeeves from Amy in <span>Crownsville, MD</span></em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/938434025http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/938434025Wed, 11 Aug 2010 16:05:38 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6wjr94JXE1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lately Ziek would do anything for a walk. And I mean <em>anything</em>. </p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em>Ziek from Ali in Simi Valley</em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/928412984http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/928412984Mon, 09 Aug 2010 16:33:09 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6nz9g9LOq1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When hiding under the bed didn’t work, Socrates resorted to more creative measures.</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em>Socrates from Jessie in Orlando, FL</em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/906350178http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/906350178Thu, 05 Aug 2010 01:29:00 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6lsdtvqJI1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“How old is 1 in dog years anyway? Like 80? 90? <em>100</em>?… Pleeeease tell me it’s 100?”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em>Arabella from Jane in New Orleans </em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/900523867http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/900523867Tue, 03 Aug 2010 21:05:00 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6jon3ko661qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I’m soooo tempted to bite the hand that feeds me right now.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em>Toussaint from Paul in France</em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/894864967http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/894864967Mon, 02 Aug 2010 17:49:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6hx8j8Xdu1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“The saddest part is only one of us is wearing a costume.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><span>Duchess and Mark from Jen in Virginia</span></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/890411248http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/890411248Sun, 01 Aug 2010 19:00:19 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6e1jeRZy31qzuwd9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“See how I’m still breathing? That means I’m not done yet.”</p> <p><br/><br/></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/881109696http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/881109696Fri, 30 Jul 2010 16:42:49 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6a3w841G51qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“This reminds me—I want to be buried at sea. Now!”</p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em>PWWTKT fav Annie from Gayle</em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/871484645http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/871484645Wed, 28 Jul 2010 13:43:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l670nyoQlJ1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Here’s Edith & Chumley from Jacquelyn.</p> <p>So I guess dressing your <a href="http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/search/gaga">pet</a> as Lady GaGa is now officially “a thing.”</p> <p>In a related story, the end is nigh.</p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/863807600http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/863807600Mon, 26 Jul 2010 21:40:46 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l670dgr3GW1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/863783945http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/863783945Mon, 26 Jul 2010 21:34:28 -0400