Buy the freakin’ book! by Duncan Birmingham Email me photos of your over-loved pets! Look sexy with PWWTKT™ fashion Be a Fan: Follow us: new TWTR.Widget({ version: 2, type: 'profile', rpp: 1, interval: 6000, width: 100, height: 25, theme: { shell: { background: '#4a044a', color: '#ffffff' }, tweets: { background: '#000000', color: '#ffffff', links: '#4aed05' } }, features: { scrollbar: false, loop: false, live: false, hashtags: true, timestamp: true, avatars: false, behavior: 'all' } }).render().setUser('pwwtkt').start(); Is your pet in this video? Pets Who Want To Kill Themselves.com video - watch more funny videos Buy the freakin’ book! Tumblr (3.0; @petswhowanttokillthemselves)http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dbde3912aefa83bf7e5271c3887a42d3/tumblr_mn89p5Ig8Y1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Today was a bad day to forget my mantra”</p> <p><br/></p> <p><em><span>Sausage from Tracy Le and Gene Pascua in San Francisco CA</span></em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/51114702429http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/51114702429Wed, 22 May 2013 21:34:17 -0400<iframe src="https://vine.co/v/b0Zzg29xi6V/card" width="400" height="400"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Snax is a bad puppy.</p> <p><em>From Snax and I in LA</em></p> <p><em>Find us on Vine and tag your posts with #petswhowanttokillthemselves & I’ll repost here, maybe.</em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/50103661749http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/50103661749Fri, 10 May 2013 15:00:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce817e17ed4abd1662f8db90d9e03986/tumblr_mm5ofvRIqX1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Ha. I love this. Really… Hey, why don’t you rest your junk on here too. How funny would that be. I promise I’ll be good.”</p> <p><br/></p> <p><em>Jack from Nicole in Frisco (they still call it that, right). Check out more Jack at <a href="http://stackonjack.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">stackonjack.tumblr.com</a><span> </span></em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/49420416310http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/49420416310Thu, 02 May 2013 01:26:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/64ecd5cfe1ea9671a78505b16ecd22f6/tumblr_mm34phKHoU1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey Petheads!</p> <p>When I’m not posting pictures of suicidal pets, I write on Marc Maron’s new cat-friendly show <a href="http://www.ifc.com/shows/maron">MARON</a> debuting this Friday (May 3rd) on IFC at 10/9c. Check it out!</p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/49292606888http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/49292606888Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:24:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/54757d31e4b31ef98f69a259f82ad2a5/tumblr_mm2wskI3dy1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“This little piggie’s ready to go to market.”</p> <p><br/></p> <p><em>Petunia from Betsy in Vail, AZ</em></p> <div class="gE iv gt"><br/><br/></div>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/49268205359http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/49268205359Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:33:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f41d55bd4da6f0d3f4998e6acab0a531/tumblr_ml80tpVGGr1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>“He calls it ‘teaching me to swim’. I call it having an alibi if he pisses in the pool.”</span></p> <p><span> </span></p> <div><em>Scout from Austin in Tuscaloosa, AL</em></div>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/47912048521http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/47912048521Sat, 13 Apr 2013 21:15:25 -0400<iframe src="https://vine.co/v/bFm7tOYLYnA/card" width="400" height="400"></iframe><br/><br/><p>SNAX & I GO TO THE PARK. TENSIONS RUN HIGH. </p> <p><span>(Source: </span><a href="http://vine.co/v/bXqxuKYilvT" title="vine.co">vine.co</a><span>) </span>#pwwtkt #puppies #doggies</p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/47911179560http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/47911179560Sat, 13 Apr 2013 21:03:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e18f90d67e2798ab6595f5e277ffa2e/tumblr_ml5znlOGxL1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“If anyone needs me I’ll be looking for a very sturdy rafter beam.”</p> <p><br/></p> <p><em><span>Buster from Rochelle </span>in Houston, Texas</em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/47814196682http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/47814196682Fri, 12 Apr 2013 18:54:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b10a417b2ec6df21ec0fb5d99d3a0f30/tumblr_mkqvsvCA9h1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I hope the ocean has a nice, strong undertow today.”</p> <p><br/></p> <p><em>Lola from Gina & Addison in Washington, DC</em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/47124377038http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/47124377038Thu, 04 Apr 2013 15:07:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d050edc20f5d214e61b3391bc31cd10/tumblr_mkjin6E8sZ1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>HAPPY EASTER FROM PWWTKT!</p> <p><br/></p> <p><em>Luxor and unnamed stuffed friend from Clarence</em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/46781036315http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/46781036315Sun, 31 Mar 2013 15:40:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f6aa09050d544e4deb43e645b6ca11ef/tumblr_mkfswlRbos1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Crucifixion Smucifixion. Now <strong><em>this</em></strong> is suffering!”</p> <p><br/></p> <p><em>Lewis from Steven (courtesy of Sarah in Seattle)</em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/46614563266http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/46614563266Fri, 29 Mar 2013 15:31:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/891bdd794a36194cd58847a02aa92afe/tumblr_mke9e7o05V1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I just laid a few very special Easter Eggs in your bedroom. Hid ‘em real good too.”</p> <p><br/></p> <p>Murphy from Ashley</p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/46544377521http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/46544377521Thu, 28 Mar 2013 19:32:31 -0400<iframe src="https://vine.co/v/bXqxuKYilvT/card" width="400" height="400"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Like many of you, I’ve found a new social network to torture my beloved pet with.</p> <p>Be my Vine friend and tag your pet-related Vines with #PWWTKT</p> <p>“DISASTER AVERTED”</p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/46543212755http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/46543212755Thu, 28 Mar 2013 19:18:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/521ca50785bd2b05e465540d29d9d794/tumblr_mjvf711UJY1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“You would pick the one tie I can’t hang myself with.”</p> <p><br/></p> <div><em>Nicco from Whitney Van Vonderen in <span>Madrid, Spain</span></em></div>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/45689346126http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/45689346126Mon, 18 Mar 2013 15:23:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3af03dbb69b2e03c27e66a6ecd2fd82/tumblr_mjtu2siJdj1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Irish I were dead.”</p> <p><br/></p> <p>- Happy St. Patty’s from PWWTKT </p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/45625026717http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/45625026717Sun, 17 Mar 2013 18:49:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/268513efe60786856758a609f0cd2d8f/tumblr_miubi0X4Yr1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Don’t tell anyone I tinkled in the pool.”</p> <p><br/></p> <p>Snax from <a href="https://twitter.com/DuncanBirm">me</a> out in in Palm Springs, CA</p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/44073664295http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/44073664295Tue, 26 Feb 2013 13:32:24 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a4ef021cbdd35479e9a4f9c0cb05e84/tumblr_miif5jGOcI1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Speaking of big red hot dogs, this costume’s a little restrictive if you know what I’m saying.”</p> <p></p> <p></p> <p><br/></p> <p><em><span>Zena from Jill in Bolingbrook, IL.</span></em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/43555074290http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/43555074290Wed, 20 Feb 2013 03:20:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f2021ba4e7a02527435112d42b6ddc0c/tumblr_mhzorcgNoA1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“A skunk costume? Cause I got sprayed last summer? How thoughtful. Hey, why don’t you dress-up like that drunk frat guy who beat you up last year? Wouldn’t that be cute.”</p> <p><br/></p> <p><em><span>Bruiser from</span><span> Brad B in </span><span>Plainfield, IL</span></em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/42730353851http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/42730353851Sun, 10 Feb 2013 00:33:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/49f850d76a01ce3ba778c1ad6016148c/tumblr_mhzo63HE631qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“The next stop? Hopefully a brick wall that I’ll drive into at 100 mph.”</p> <p><br/></p> <p><em>From Amanda in NYC</em></p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/42729442463http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/42729442463Sun, 10 Feb 2013 00:20:27 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c489301484daa1addb7ca6e5bc177bc6/tumblr_mhodfgFRBR1qzuwd9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy Beyonce Bowl from PWWTKT</p> <p><br/></p> <p>Snax from <a href="https://twitter.com/DuncanBirm">Duncan</a> in LA</p>http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/42244926489http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/post/42244926489Sun, 03 Feb 2013 21:54:52 -0500