“THAT’S WHY YOU MAKE A GROCERY LIST! I WOULDN’T BAKE A SHIT PIE WITH THIS STUFF. NOW GO BACK TO THE STORE AND GET ME WHAT I ASKED FOR: MARIE CALLENDER’S! AND HEY, SPRING FOR A DOG BED WHILE YOU’RE AT IT. WHAT AM I—OSCAR THE FUCKING GROUCH!”“
(thanks Ali from NYC)
