“THE SCARY PART IS I WAS JUST PINCHING A LOAF IN THE WOODS WHEN THIS CHICK SNATCHED ME UP. SHE STINKS OF PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS, KEEPS WALKING IN CIRCLES AND WON’T STOP ASKING ME WHAT TIME IT IS.”
(thanks Alison in ‘Frisco, CA. the kids still call it ‘Frisco, right?)
