It’s here!
The War and Peace of cute suicidal pet books hit the shelves today to change the face of literature as we know it. I don’t want to brag, but it’s getting better reviews than the new Philip Roth. If you like pets, America, books or shit jokes, you owe it to yourself to buy a gazillion now. They make perfect stocking stuffers, wedding presents and projectiles.
Support your local indie bookshop, unless it’s already gone out of business in which case order here.
