Dear Pethead Nation,
To celebrate the upcoming release of the greatest suicidal pet book since… ever, I’m running our biggest contest yet. Starting today all dressed-up pet photo submissions will automomatically be entered in the PWWTKT BOOK CONTEST. On December 14th, I’ll announce the lucky winners.
1ST PRIZE is a copy of the PWWTKT book, $50 gift certificate to PETSMART and custom-made outfit for YOUR pet courtesy of the very cool and talented people at Love United. Seriously, check their site out.
2ND, 3RD, 4TH and 5TH PRIZE are a copy of the book.
And the rest of you will have to be satisfied with winning only my undying love and admiration.
Good luck!
