Dear Petheads,
For months you’ve wondered if your pet had that unique cute-meets-pitiable quality we sought in our cover models for the upcoming Pets Who Want To Kill Themselves book. The wait is over. After combing through thousands of photos, visiting hundreds of pageants and pounds and accepting dozens of inappropriate bribes, here are six of the sexiest, most suicidal pets this country has to offer.
If Scrappy or Admiral Whiskers isn’t on here, please don’t fret—they may be in the book, which incidentally comes out in December, makes a great holiday present, wedding gift or door stop and is available for pre-order here.
Thanks for your support!
P.S.
Salman, we’re holding up the jacket awaiting your book blurb. (WTF dawg! Maybe next fatwa my futon won’t be so available?) Remember, there’s no such thing as too gushing.
