PETS WHO WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES

“I’m thinking my New Year’s resolution will involve choking to death on old mistletoe.”

Bella (Puggle) & Oscar (Frenchie) from Sarah & Stephanie in Rockville, MD

“The boys at the dog park are gonna have a field day when they see this.”

Ozzie from Beth and Elise

“My first steps… and my 139th humiliating outfit.”

Niko from Meri in Barcelona, Spain 

“Nice dream catcher. But does it work with nightmares?”

Marley from Nicole in South of England

“I’ve got a cute photo idea— you impaling me on your antlers!”

Kitty from Brittany in Covington, KY

“Really wish this couch was 40 stories high so I could jump off it.”

Millie from in Kelsey in Burlington, Ontario

“I wanna cock-a-doodle-die right now.”

Penhois From Tess in Phnom Penh, Cambodia (now residing in Athens, GA)

“Can you get electrocuted from chewing on Xmas lights?… Let’s hope so.”

Charlie from Ellen in Long Beach, CA

“Extinction can’t come soon enough.”

Kirby from Katie in the Buffalo, NY

“Stop taking your shitty childhood out on me.”

Gauis Baltar from Elizabeth in Richmond, VA