PETS WHO WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES

Spencer never dreamed he’d feel nostalgic for the kill shelter. 

Spencer from Aubrey in West Chester, PA

The holidays were a hard time for Axe Murderer, made harder by the fact that his owners celebrated them all year long.

Axe Murderer and B from Lilu in Washington DC

Scooter was starting to miss the good ol’ days of being spanked with a newspaper. 

Scooter from Alexandria in St. Louis, MO

“Where’s that chimney? Santa’s ready to jump.”

Moose from Adam in Hoboken, NJ

The last known photo before Flagg’s owner became the first person gored to death with felt antlers. 

Flagg from Sharon in Atlanta, GA

“This is one little tree that needs saving.”

Hazel from Ella in Bristol, UK

Casper and Cheyenne suddenly found themselves volunteered as party pinatas.

From Katherane and Michelle in Brooklyn

“The cheerleader outfit is one thing, but don’t you even think about getting funky with my hair!”

Beowulf from Rosie in Bluffton, Indiana

Happy Memorial Day from PWWTKT!

“Remember when you got me spayed? It’s payback time, bitch.”

Jack from Hugo in Bath, UK