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“Am I dead? … Please say yes.”


Pontoofla from Holly in Frederick, MD

“Am I dead? … Please say yes.”



Pontoofla from Holly in Frederick, MD

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It’s time…
for the 3rd Annual PWWTKT Howl-o-Ween Photo Contest! My goosebumps just got goosebumps.
The rules are deceptively simple. Send me your photo with “Howl-o-Ween” somewhere in the subject line between now and midnight on Halloween for your chance to win the best book since the Bible (the Pets Who Want To Kill Themselves book if that wasn’t obvious)! The 3 lucky winners will be announced shortly after the holiday.
Caveat! I get dressed-up pet photos 365 days a year (yawn!) so to dazzle me the winning photos need to make me pee my pants in hilarity. I recommend hitting the Halloween-theme hard or including your costumed self in the photo with your beloved pet.
Wow me, petheads. Happy Howl-o-Ween!

It’s time…

for the 3rd Annual PWWTKT Howl-o-Ween Photo Contest! My goosebumps just got goosebumps.

The rules are deceptively simple. Send me your photo with “Howl-o-Ween” somewhere in the subject line between now and midnight on Halloween for your chance to win the best book since the Bible (the Pets Who Want To Kill Themselves book if that wasn’t obvious)! The 3 lucky winners will be announced shortly after the holiday.

Caveat! I get dressed-up pet photos 365 days a year (yawn!) so to dazzle me the winning photos need to make me pee my pants in hilarity. I recommend hitting the Halloween-theme hard or including your costumed self in the photo with your beloved pet.

Wow me, petheads. Happy Howl-o-Ween!

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“You really know how to fuck-up a beautiful day in the park.”  Chico from Rachel in Beaufort, SC

“You really know how to fuck-up a beautiful day in the park.”




Chico from Rachel in Beaufort, SC

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“Gay is not a choice… especially when you’re a gay man’s chihuahua.”


From Christina from Gay Pride Parade, NYC 2011

“Gay is not a choice… especially when you’re a gay man’s chihuahua.”



From Christina from Gay Pride Parade, NYC 2011

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“Oopsie is right. You must of missed school the day they taught cat-washing.”


Gustav from Kerith in Portland, OR

Oopsie is right. You must of missed school the day they taught cat-washing.”



Gustav from Kerith in Portland, OR

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“WTF? Is this some new kind of birth control?”


Crash from Tom in Vienna, VA

“WTF? Is this some new kind of birth control?”



Crash from Tom in Vienna, VA

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“It’s my birthday. How about one on the lips!?”

Shiloh Bright from Kristine in Hawaii

“It’s my birthday. How about one on the lips!?”



Shiloh Bright from Kristine in Hawaii

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“And you wonder why I’m so crabby.”

Stevie from Tanya in Philly, PA

“And you wonder why I’m so crabby.”



Stevie from Tanya in Philly, PA

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“What the fuck is thong with you?”


Bucky from Loretto in Highland Park

“What the fuck is thong with you?”



Bucky from Loretto in Highland Park

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“So you couldn’t go to Burning Man this year— stop taking it out on me!”

Angel from Amber in Hollywood, CA

“So you couldn’t go to Burning Man this year— stop taking it out on me!”



Angel from Amber in Hollywood, CA

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