PETS WHO WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES

HAPPY 4th OF JULY from PWWTKT!

“Please don’t make me lit the fireworks this year.”

The always adorable Annie from Gayle

To hell with patriotism, Penny was itching to do some flag burning. 

ABSOLUT MISERY

E.T. from Hubab Hood in Singapore

“Give me liberty or give me death… On second thought, just gimme death.”

Sima from Shelby in Toronto

“Isn’t it time you find someone your own age to trick or treat with?”

Kristina and Snoopin in East Leroy, Michigan

The dogs’ outfits said ‘rainy day fun’, but their eyes screamed blood-thirsty revenge.

From Joey

“I think we should start seeing other people.”

Lola from Corinne in Philly

“Wow. Killer party. I’m flattered. You really went all-out on the decorations.”

Millie from Claire in Northfield, OH 

“What did I ever do to you?”

Cy from Faith (and Howard) in Martinez, CA