PETS WHO WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES

Jean-Paul picked the moment after they pivoted on the catwalk to viciously attack his human counterpart. The well-documented mauling went on for quite sometime and, oddly enough, no one in the crowd made a move to stop it.

“Hey, why don’t you toss that grand piano on me next?”

Oliver from Petrina in Okpo, South Korea

“What the fuck is she doing back there?”

The dogs played nice now, but would turn to mortal enemies once the Doggie Demolition Derby started.

Cody and Hamburger from Max

“Worst blind date… ever.”

Unii and Eric in Los Angeles, CA

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“Dressing me like this is humiliating enough without your stinky feet shoved in my face.”

Murray from Sarah in Los Angeles

“I call this my Slumcat Millionaire look.”

Gulabi from Debra in Bangladore, India

“If you’re gonna dress me in funny hats, drink box wine and watch The Simpsons all day again, at least blow a wee bit o’ that bong smoke my way.”

Gizmo from Tanya and Daniel in Dubin, Ireland (in case you’re wondering why the ferret has a brogue)

“My owner believes in the hands-on school of crate training.”

Luna from Allie and Patrick in Seattle, WA