PETS WHO WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES

Duncan Birmingham

“I wish some nerd stabbed me with a pen. God, I hate Comic-Con.”

“This is not bunny— I mean funny! Christ, I hate it when I’m unintentionally adorable.”

Jasper from Rachel in Toronto, Ontario

“This elephant will never forget.”

Vida (RIP) from Meg in Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada

“I miss being feral.”

Earl from Sarah in NYC

“Me? Oh, I was just gonna grab some fresh air.”

“I’m definitely putting you on my naughty list.”

Raja from Lauren in Valrico , FL

WTF? That’s no suicidal pet?

That’s right! It’s a clever crossover ploy to get you to check out…

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Now accepting over-loved baby photos… and outraged emails.

“Sock it to me.”

Simple, short and a tad suicidal—nice work with the caption, Somnabule. Send me your info for your PWWKT book. Thanks for playing everyone.

“Why can’t you just let me be? … Pun definitely not intended.”

BabyKitty from Ashley in Orono, Maine

“This is hideous. I look like a slutty babysitter— oh, it looks good on you though.”

Hilde from Tim and Andria in Cincinnati