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“Yawn! Antlers on a dog for Xmas? You’re really pushing the fashion envelope, Kimmy.” 


Samara from Kimberly in Olathe, KS

Yawn! Antlers on a dog for Xmas? You’re really pushing the fashion envelope, Kimmy.” 



Samara from Kimberly in Olathe, KS

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“If these were a little sharper, I’d go Blitzen on your ass.”


Meaty from Meyli in Baltimore, MD

“If these were a little sharper, I’d go Blitzen on your ass.”



Meaty from Meyli in Baltimore, MD

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“The best revenge is in your milk.”

“The best revenge is in your milk.”



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Snax & I are back on “Good Day Sacramento” talking suicidal pets and holidays! 

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“I’ll get my revenge in your eggnog.”


Max “Squeezle” Scott from Keriann, Kristin, and Jillian inWenatchee, WA

“I’ll get my revenge in your eggnog.”



Max “Squeezle” Scott from Keriann, Kristin, and Jillian inWenatchee, WA

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“How many times I gotta tell you—‘No more fucking reindeer games!’”


Charlie Murphy from Stacey Grey in Helena, Alabama

“How many times I gotta tell you—‘No more fucking reindeer games!’”



Charlie Murphy from Stacey Grey in Helena, Alabama

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“Haven’t you heard? Pink is the new dignity.”


Kelly (pink) and Meg (brown) from Vanessa in Araruama, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

“Haven’t you heard? Pink is the new dignity.”



Kelly (pink) and Meg (brown) from Vanessa in Araruama, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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“What part of ‘IT’S ONLY FUCKING NOVEMBER’ don’t you understand? 



Bella from Jayne

“What part of ‘IT’S ONLY FUCKING NOVEMBER’ don’t you understand? 



Bella from Jayne

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING from PWWTKT


Pear and Coco Puff from Elizabeth

HAPPY THANKSGIVING from PWWTKT



Pear and Coco Puff from Elizabeth

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Snax & I talk Halloween, suicidal pets and M*A*S*H on “Good Day Sacramento.” 

Snax & I talk Halloween, suicidal pets and M*A*S*H on “Good Day Sacramento.” 



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