PETS WHO WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES

“You spiked my egg nog and took this year’s Christmas card photo again, didn’t you?”

Jeeves from Amy in Crownsville, MD

Lately Ziek would do anything for a walk. And I mean anything. 

Ziek from Ali in Simi Valley

When hiding under the bed didn’t work, Socrates resorted to more creative measures.

Socrates from Jessie in Orlando, FL

“How old is 1 in dog years anyway? Like 80? 90? 100?… Pleeeease tell me it’s 100?”

Arabella from Jane in New Orleans 

“I’m soooo tempted to bite the hand that feeds me right now.”

Toussaint from Paul in France

“The saddest part is only one of us is wearing a costume.”

Duchess and Mark from Jen in Virginia

“See how I’m still breathing? That means I’m not done yet.”

“This reminds me—I want to be buried at sea. Now!”

PWWTKT fav Annie from Gayle

Here’s Edith & Chumley from Jacquelyn.

So I guess dressing your pet as Lady GaGa is now officially “a thing.”

In a related story, the end is nigh.