PETS WHO WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES

“I like it ruff.”

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“Bales of hay, pumpkins and tutu’s? Are you just making-up holidays so you can dress us in crazy shit?”

Swiss and Mottzy from James in Washington, PA

“Happy Valentine’s Day. For your present, I’ve decided to be slightly less bitchy and aloof.”

“If I’m stuck out on a boat with you, the last thing I want is a life preserver.”

Buoy from Laura in Manhattan

The faux desert vegetation, the muted colors, the aged terracotta exterior, it all left Beckett feeling vaguely despondent as well as anxious about where to take his next shit.

“Whoooa, watch where you put those chilly fingers, sweetie! I ain’t no hand puppet.”

Lucy & Ashley in Brentwood, TN

Happy Puppy Bowl from PWWTKT!

“Oops. I just dropped a stinky chocolate Easter egg on your new carpet.”

Mr. Bailey Button from Katie in Bedford, New Hampshire

“Thanks for the swim goggles. These should come in handy next time I try to drown myself in the toilet.”

Snuggles Finkelstein from Brent in Calistoga