PETS WHO WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES

“Yawn! Antlers on a dog for Xmas? You’re really pushing the fashion envelope, Kimmy.” 

Samara from Kimberly in Olathe, KS

“If these were a little sharper, I’d go Blitzen on your ass.”

Meaty from Meyli in Baltimore, MD

“The best revenge is in your milk.”

“I’ll get my revenge in your eggnog.”

Max “Squeezle” Scott from Keriann, Kristin, and Jillian inWenatchee, WA

“How many times I gotta tell you—‘No more fucking reindeer games!’”

Charlie Murphy from Stacey Grey in Helena, Alabama

“Haven’t you heard? Pink is the new dignity.”

Kelly (pink) and Meg (brown) from Vanessa in Araruama, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

“What part of ‘IT’S ONLY FUCKING NOVEMBER’ don’t you understand? 

Bella from Jayne

HAPPY THANKSGIVING from PWWTKT

Pear and Coco Puff from Elizabeth

Snax & I talk Halloween, suicidal pets and M*A*S*H on “Good Day Sacramento.”