"If only there were about 30 more steps for me to throw myself down."
Walter from Sarah in Seattle
PETS WHO WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES
"I liked it better back when I was dry-humping him."
Cohiba from Tommy in Denver
"My owner likes to live dangerously at my expense."
Snax from me in Echo Park, LA
"Apparently I’m overcompensating for something."
Maggie from Gemma in the UK
"Do we really need this new guy for the Xmas card? I say bring him back to the pound."
From our friends at Good Day Sacramento
Found this doggie on the street.
Repost if you live in LA.
"This book changed my life."
Stubby from Gina, St. Louis, MO
"Uck! Time to switch toothpastes, People-Breath."
Danci from Danielle in parts unknow, USA
"Think I’m gonna go play chicken with that John Deere mower."
"I’m gonna swallow you whole like I’m Yahoo and you’re Tumblr."
Kit from Kim in London, UK