PETS WHO WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES

“Whoooa, watch where you put those chilly fingers, sweetie! I ain’t no hand puppet.”

Lucy & Ashley in Brentwood, TN

Happy Puppy Bowl from PWWTKT!

“Oops. I just dropped a stinky chocolate Easter egg on your new carpet.”

Mr. Bailey Button from Katie in Bedford, New Hampshire

“Thanks for the swim goggles. These should come in handy next time I’ve got my head in the toilet.”

Snuggles Finkelstein from Brent in Calistoga

Jean-Paul picked the moment after they pivoted on the catwalk to viciously attack his human counterpart. The well-documented mauling went on for quite sometime and, oddly enough, no one in the crowd made a move to stop it.

“Hey, why don’t you toss that grand piano on me next?”

Oliver from Petrina in Okpo, South Korea

“What the fuck is she doing back there?”

The dogs played nice now, but would turn to mortal enemies once the Doggie Demolition Derby started.

Cody and Hamburger from Max