“I’ll wear the damn giraffe hat, just stop calling me your ‘boo!”
Buddy Love from Mel in Diamond Bar, CA
PETS WHO WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES
“Dress me however you want, but please don’t sit me in front of the goddamn Chatroulette camera again.”
Leo from Sarah in Seattle
“Can’t I just once take a nap without you putting something lame and girly in my paws, snapping a photo and sending it off to the Internet? Just once!”
Kato from Allison in Stoneham, MA
After all the work she put into her Jason Bateman in Teen Wolf Too homage, Shelby was frustrated that everyone was mistaking her for Michael J. Fox.
The last known photo of Robin taken seconds before he dove under the tires of the Batmobile.
Addy from Brittnay in Tahlequah, OK
With a glove box full of mescaline-laced Alpo, a bottle of tequila between his hind legs and a Xmas tree riding shotgun, McTavish floored his new roadster in search of America. This was one doggie no longer content with going for “walks”.
McTavish from Annika, Kristen & Dave from Seattle, WA
Lately, Laddie had been wrestling with weighty questions of her own mortality… Mexican-wrestling that is.
Laddie from Sarah in Seattle
