Blue from Karen in Ft. Lauderdale, FL
PETS WHO WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES
"I’m gonna go drown myself in Swan Lake."
Happy Halloween from Quincy and Julie
"Watch where you put that broomstick.’
Bailey Blu from Lauren in Suffern, New York
Congratulations Tim & Amy of Vancouver. Happy wedding!
- Your dog, Claire
PS: Where are we all honeymooning?
"Sadly, the most embarrassing part of my outfit are your shoes."
Emma from Jenny and Sarah in Seattle
"If only there were about 30 more steps for me to throw myself down."
Walter from Sarah in Seattle
"I liked it better back when I was dry-humping him."
Cohiba from Tommy in Denver
"My owner likes to live dangerously at my expense."
Snax from me in Echo Park, LA
"Apparently I’m overcompensating for something."
Maggie from Gemma in the UK
"Do we really need this new guy for the Xmas card? I say bring him back to the pound."
From our friends at Good Day Sacramento