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“Soup’s done. If you need me, I’ll have my head in the oven.”


Scout from Julie in Irving, TX

“Soup’s done. If you need me, I’ll have my head in the oven.”



Scout from Julie in Irving, TX

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“Excuse me while I immolate myself with those birthday candles.”

Ping Jolly from Michelle Jolly in Tampa, FL

“Excuse me while I immolate myself with those birthday candles.”



Ping Jolly from Michelle Jolly in Tampa, FL

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“We need to talk about this new boyfriend of your’s”.        Jeeves from Amy in Crownsville, MD

“We need to talk about this new boyfriend of your’s”.
        




Jeeves from Amy in Crownsville, MD

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“God, I hate Shark Week.”


Hunnibun from Jenny

“God, I hate Shark Week.”



Hunnibun from Jenny

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“For Xmas I’m giving her a stocking stuffed with hairballs.”


Amy and Mannie Fresh from Dan in New Orleans 

“For Xmas I’m giving her a stocking stuffed with hairballs.”



Amy and Mannie Fresh from Dan in New Orleans 

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“WTF?! Find something else to powder your nose with!”


Attila from Cali in Chicago

“WTF?! Find something else to powder your nose with!”



Attila from Cali in Chicago

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“Where’s a good case of scurvy when you need one?”


Oreo from Lisa in Asbury Park, NJ

“Where’s a good case of scurvy when you need one?”



Oreo from Lisa in Asbury Park, NJ

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“Let’s see what kind of noose this lasso makes.”

“Let’s see what kind of noose this lasso makes.”



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“Thanks. Now we both look like clownish whores.”

“Thanks. Now we both look like clownish whores.”





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“Next time, warm up your hands.”

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“Next time, warm up your hands.”



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