PETS WHO WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES

by Duncan Birmingham

Buy the freakin' book!

All this public affection was making Frosty miss the sofa leg.

Frosty from Madeline in Sterling, VA

“Just my luck this stupid site isn’t blacked-out today.”

Jack from Elise in Ottowa, Canada

It was days like this that made Lulu homesick for the puppy mill.

Lulu from Zak, Joie & Ryan in Los Feliz, CA

“I’m suddenly in the mood for a bath.”

Nena from Daniella in NYC

“For New Year’s, I’m giving up hope in humanity.”

Schatzi from Anastasia and Claire in Ann Arbor, MI

MERRY CHRISTMAS from PWWTKT!

Tequila from Alexa in Cardiff by the Sea,CA

Last minute shopping?…

Order the gift that keeps on offending: The PWWTKT book

“Why couldn’t that friggin’ reindeer have run me over instead of grandma?”

Mac from Amy in Monterey, CA

More of Snax and I talking PWWTKT on TV’s “Good Day Sacramento.”

(If it looks like I’m touching myself that’s because I have a puppy in my lap)

“Wait till you see the shit your Secret Santa dropped under the tree.”

Boots from Jessica in New Mexico