“I’m gonna swallow you whole like I’m Yahoo and you’re Tumblr.”
Kit from Kim in London, UK
PETS WHO WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES
“Today was a bad day to forget my mantra”
Sausage from Tracy Le and Gene Pascua in San Francisco CA
Snax is a bad puppy.
From Snax and I in LA
Find us on Vine and tag your posts with #petswhowanttokillthemselves & I’ll repost here, maybe.
“Ha. I love this. Really… Hey, why don’t you rest your junk on here too. How funny would that be. I promise I’ll be good.”
Jack from Nicole in Frisco (they still call it that, right). Check out more Jack at stackonjack.tumblr.com
When I’m not posting pictures of suicidal pets, I write on Marc Maron’s new cat-friendly show MARON debuting this Friday (May 3rd) on IFC at 10/9c. Check it out!
“This little piggie’s ready to go to market.”
Petunia from Betsy in Vail, AZ
“He calls it ‘teaching me to swim’. I call it having an alibi if he pisses in the pool.”
SNAX & I GO TO THE PARK. TENSIONS RUN HIGH.
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“If anyone needs me I’ll be looking for a very sturdy rafter beam.”
Buster from Rochelle in Houston, Texas
“I hope the ocean has a nice, strong undertow today.”
Lola from Gina & Addison in Washington, DC